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Hey I'm Claudia. I like music, drawing, lots of bands that i may spam you with a little, and meeting new people. so if i don't know you change that, and drop me a message. kik me at: claudiaamber

mistressofthefags:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thank u for ur contribution

(via 5-sauce-perfs)

— 2 hours ago with 74267 notes
"LOOK AT THE CAT"
me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)

(via openthewindowandletsomeerin)

— 5 hours ago with 620914 notes
me:i hate boys! who needs a man???
me:*sees picture of cute boy*
me:i love boys! i need a man!!!
— 5 hours ago with 2632 notes
lovinglukeiseasy asked: So I don't know if you still want someone to talk to, but if you don't mind a somewhat long story, I have this really embarrassing and kind of funny story I can tell you. lol


Answer:

omg yes jess ha tell me :) and you can tell me on here or if you want on facebook cus i know its hard to type long stuff on here in multiple messages:)

— 22 hours ago
Anonymous asked: whats something you regret?


Answer:

omg where do i start?!

i regret letting some of my old friends kind of grow apart, because i miss them a lot and i try to check up on em sometimes but idk how to get back to where we were and now im graduated so its harder and ung…

also i regret ever letting anyone make me feel like i wasn’t good enough in any way shape or form because even though im still not my favorite person all the time i realized im pretty awesome. especially people who made me fell ugly and fat and whatever cus screw them, im cute and so what if i have a bit of an ass and no abs, im still rad as hell.

there is lots more to be honest but im gonna leave it at that for now ha

— 22 hours ago with 1 note

im so boreddddd someone talk to me:) i dont care what about, tell me a story, confess something, ask a question even if its on anon:)

kinda like honesty hour ill tell you whatever but talk to me too cus im a loner x/

— 23 hours ago with 1 note
#bored  #ask  #confessions  #questions  #anon  #honesty hour 

when im with friends and everyone is having a good time, drinking a bit, and they start slurring their words its super funny, but when its my dad, even if hes being nice its the most uncomfortable feeling ever… social drinking is cool with me, but i dont like when people do it around their family just cus…

— 23 hours ago with 1 note

pattycakespatrick:

mY DAD KEEPS BOOPING MY SISTER WITH A SPATULA SAYING; “LIGHT EM UP UP UP LIGHT EM UP UP UP LIGHT EM UP UP UP WERE IGUANAS”

— 23 hours ago with 141 notes

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

(via lovinglukeiseasy)

— 23 hours ago with 532635 notes

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via seriously-imkidding)

— 23 hours ago with 176569 notes

tyleroakley:

surprisebitch:

out of context, this is sweet. but in context, tina’s mom was encouraging her to read out her erotic zombie friend fiction in front of the class

still sweet

(Source: sannao75, via seriously-imkidding)

— 23 hours ago with 74404 notes
simply-j0sh:

Green Day - Last Of The American Girls

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simply-j0sh:

Green Day - Last Of The American Girls

Tap here/follow me for more lyrics!

— 1 day ago with 420 notes