Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
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NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA
(Source: dakotars, via seriously-imkidding)
u know i’m strapped up
All that nerfunition..
if i ever get married my husband BETTER let me have a nerf arsenal
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This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
(via kitty-whiskers)
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
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To just sleep in a car like this, with your best friend or boyfriend and not worry because its just you two and tomorrow you’re just going to climb out of bed and into the front of the car where you’ll drive off. Another day on your road trip together, living, laughing, loving.
But then you hear a noise outside. Your friend goes to investigate and never comes back. You wait, and then decide to go looking for them. You grab a torch and climb out and scan the trees with the light.
You hear a dripping noise behind you.
You turn around and see water dripping onto the car, but it’s not raining. You shine the torch onto the water, and realise it’s red. It’s blood. You look up, and there’s your friend, hanging from the tree above, stomach ripped open and hand reaching down, dripping blood.
You go to scream but then something hits you from behind.
You were in the first five minutes of Supernatural.
(via diekatzemiau)
why is sexuality such a big thing like
just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent
why is it such a huge thing
You should run for office.
if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder
yeah, definitely run for office.
(Source: chadslindberg, via seriously-imkidding)
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truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
(Source: snarg, via itsjustaginger)
maybe i should just get off, there is so much supernatural everywhere i don’t want anything to be ruined for me D; so i blocked the tags that has to do with the show lolol. but i don’t trust anything ugh
(Source: the-han-man, via shaynashankle)
This halloween I taped a sign saying COMMUNISM in red on my chest and handed out one piece of candy for each kid and if they complain I say, “Well, look at that you just learned about Communism.” One dad already gave me a dirty look.
stop my mom made me take it off because one little girl demanded more candy and I said “whoa calm down, capitalism”
(via itsjustaginger)
Two men go through a labor simulation for Mother’s Day. Their wives can’t stop laughing.
Their pain amuses me.
(via diekatzemiau)
